Paris Hilton: "I Felt Empty Inside"

Let us all weep for Paris Hilton, who told Newsweek that her privileged world, that kept her nicely accessorized on the outside, had kept her barren within. "Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties -- it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world."

Hasn't she already left a mark? Like a big, ugly bruise, that gets all purple and gross, as time passes?

The heiress says her upcoming trip to Rwanda, with the children's charity, Playing for Good, is just a start in her do-gooding, though the adventure might be very different than what's she used. "I'm scared, yeah. I've heard it's really dangerous. I've never been on a trip like this before."

But she need not worry, as there will be plenty of cameras shading her from any dangers that lurk. ""I love having everything documented. It shows people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work."