Pamela Anderson: "I'm Not Pregnant"

Pamela Anderson wants us all to know that -- despite rumors otherwise -- she is not having new hubby, Rick Salomon's baby. At least not yet.

"Please tell everybody – categorically I am not pregnant," Pam told celebrity blogger Robin Leach. "It's just not true. I'd tell you if it was."

Which is a good thing for oh, so many reasons, but specifically because Robin also reported that Pam was "celebrating her marriage last weekend with bottles of expensive Cristal champagne."

On her own blog, Pam wrote that she doesn't read the stories about her -- but that Rick can't help it. "So funny," she writes. "I don't normally look at press but Rick does sometimes. And so much nonsense. Don't believe what you read. Esp about people personal business."

So, there you have it. Not pregnant -- just crazy.